smashlampjaw | (no subject)

Having a dream about the conclusion to a series that I don't even fucking care about or follow is probably the single stupidest thing ever.

Yes it is.

What series was it.

Umineko.

Secret ending: Battler is a reincarnated DEEEEEMON

That's impossible because of [spoilers spoilers spoilers]

dammit I shouldn't have named that journal "queen" I keep signing onto it instead of this one

I find it ironic you switched to ruin immediately after using the foot licking icon.

hurr.

The weirdest part of the dream is that I wasn't even watching it, Linka was giving updates as SHE watched it.

Weirdo.

Fuck you..!

And that is not the icon I meant to use at all

Of course it's not

I don't have a goo girl fetish you know.

I'm not a savage.

You can't have a goo girl fetish and be a savage.

You need to be intelligent enough to make jello in the shape of a woman

No you don't you just have to masturbate furiously to drawings on the internet.

Man if you have a weird fetish you need to take it all the way.

Well if that's true it comforts me to know I only have totally normal fetishes.

I think femdom counts as a weird one.

What it totally doesn't.

Totally does

That's like probably the second most common fetish!

I dunno it's pretty kinky all things considered, with the foot worship and bondage and all.

...Bondage is optional.

Foot worship is still weird.

That's the very most common fetish it's cool.