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...I have a weird desire to join an RP where I can punch things more.

◢ ask any of my characters a question. ask them anything you want, regardless of knowing their canon or not.
◢ feel free to ask them as your own character, if you want. either way, your question might be returned with one of their own, if they feel so inclined.

DUEL_ACADEMY R:2
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ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

beastkingnaoma Jinn Naoma (Played By: Sendou Takeshi from Hajime no Ippo)

blackrosechick Corentine/Black Rose Chick (Played By: Tiny Black Rose Dragon)

rescuecatnaoma Yuri Naoma (Played By: Kotarou Inugami from Negima)

friendofjustice Toufuu Gouma (Played By: Itagaki Manabu from Hajime no Ippo)

saw_the_sea Cain Marias (Played By: Kaien Cross from Vampire Knight)

supercrazyshoot William Oakley/Hyper Psycho Gunner (Played By: Agon Kongo from Eyeshield 21)

themotherspride Lily Shrieves (Played By: Allenby Beardsley from G Gundam)

weavethebonds Susan Elizabeth DeRay (Played By: Rita Mordio from Tales of Vesperia)

CANON AND MULTI-FANDOM CHARACTERS

rulestheduel Jack Atlus (5Ds)

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HOMELESS JOURNALS

a_great_man Otoya Kurenai (Kamen Rider Kiva)

tuuuuuuuuubes Space Pirate (Metroid)

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FUCK YOU OTOYA.

No thanks, I'm not into men.

...

And all those bath scenes don't count. Really!

What are your thoughts about training me to become the fastest faggot in the world, Jinn?

Also I want your belt. Or something similar to it. It's badass.

Well next I'm just going to let a bunch of starved dogs go and see if you can outrun them.

Yeah it's a classic, unlike shades.

HOW'S IT FEEL BEING SO SLOW?!

Jack! I heard that I beat you! Is that true!?

..That doesn't count.

....why not!?

I was being whispered to by a bird.

It doesn't count.

Fine then! Let's duel again right now!

I only dueled you the first time because I thought Crow had written that note, I'm not going to do it again.

Oh COME ON! Why not?!

..

I don't want to crush your dreams. I'm a changed man.

More like you're scared of my awesome Deformer deck!

..No, it's the first thing.

Nyaaargh, whatever!

Hey. Dog beast king dude.

What.

She grabs him by the head and starts inspecting him like a horse.

"...I don't see it."

"Ow, ow, what the fuck are you doing?!"

"Trying to see what that other me thought was so damn great about you!"

"...How isn't it obvious!"

"All I can see is a really big dumb looking guy."

"There's more to me underneath!"

"Like what."

"I'm uh. Brave and true and strong and honest and totally free of any deeper issues than that whatsoever!"

Holds up PDA. "Says here you're hallucinating like crazy."

"HEY, you can't hold that against me! Like you've never been put in a humiliating circumstance for the sake of a narrative!"

"...this sounds like a really messed-up narrative."

"The most."

"...so how big are you?"

"excuse me?"

"Your package, I mean."

"...why is that relevant."

"Don'tcha know what it's for?"

"Of course I do, but I fail to see how the size of my package is relevant here."

"If it's big, I can see why she'd be attracted to you?"

"..She doesn't have any idea what I look like naked!"

"....she ain't very smart."

"..Yes she is!"

"She doesn't sound like it."

"She's at least as smart as you!"

"Shyeah right. High school dropout's just as smart as me."

"I dunno, I'd drop out of that school too."

"...it's not that bad, is it? I'dve probably stayed in mine for my last year if it wasn't...gettin' blown up or somethin'."

"The fineprint for sending a kid there is like six pages."

"...it was four for me, but it was double-spaced."

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